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But first here's our exclusive MSNBC interview with Hitler.
We have welcomed Hitler back to the White House with a fireside photo op.
We are the respectable party.
This what happened with irl hitler too
In this interview we will only throw softballs and also completely avoid discussing some of his biggest stances on the most important issues. Our viewers will think this is a scathing expose that will surely tear him down once and for all
Joe: "President Trump - How many people do you plan on arresting next year?"
President Trump: "Not people. Enemies. 3 or 4 million. 5 million? Gonna go fast. Very fast. We're gonna use that Latin thing - Posse Comi - so I can use military. Military will get the enemies of America. Enemies can't hide or run away. Then the camps and deport. Gone. But deport is slow. After I make Alito and Thomas retire - I can get more of my judges in the supreme court. And then the judges will okay fastest solution. Then in 2026 more enemies gone.
Mika jumps in afraid of how much a downer things are getting: "What was the name of that lovely cocktail we had last night?"
President Trump: "BandS. Full name - Blood and Soil."