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Urinals should not exist. (sh.itjust.works)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

stopwatch

Try it at home, too. It takes 21 seconds to pee. It's freakishly accurate throughout the animal Kingdom. My theory on shy bladder is that our brains know how long it takes, so when we take a while to start, everything compiles and we get nervouser and nervouser as we approach that 21 second limit.

I just use the stalls, but that's mainly because I'm self conscious about my peeper, and I've seen enough cruising in the men's room porn to be worried about Looky loos /s

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

While I've said no one is paying attention to you if you're not peeing -- and I think it's largely true, I've never really noticed if someone doesn't start peeing; I guess I would just assume they were stealth peeing against the side of the urinal -- I have to admit I do notice those old guys that stand there for like five minutes leaking it out a spurt at a time. They seem to defy the 21 second rule.