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"People who smoke cigarettes, they say:

"You don't know how hard it is to quit smoking."

Yes, I do. It's as hard as it is to start flossing." - Mitch Hedberg

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[–] [email protected] 100 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Not my joke, but a good one:

Dentist: When was the last time these teeth have been flossed?

Patient: You should know, doc. You did it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Patient: last night (as always on the evening before dentist appointment)