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[–] [email protected] 112 points 3 weeks ago (12 children)

Man that sounded wild to me, so I dug around a bit and it's fucking true. Although the amount is closer to $110,000 it's still insane.

[–] [email protected] 94 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

Hey, we heard you can't afford a house, so we're charging you fines in the amount of what it would have cost to buy a house.......we're so cool! We solved homelessness! Because now if you want to be homeless, it actually costs more to NOT buy a house. So you may as well just buy a house!

We did it guys! We ended the concept of homelessness! High five!

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I mean why don't the homeless just buy a house? Are they stupid?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Something something bootstraps and avocado toast?

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