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US woman caught with golden gun in luggage at Sydney airport jailed for a year (www.theguardian.com)

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Liliana Goodson travelled to Australia in 2023 to attend clown school with the gold-plated pistol, worth about $3,000, in her luggage

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Liliana Goodson travelled to Australia to attend clown school with the gold-plated pistol, worth about $3,000, in her luggage

Um, yeah, I have no notes here. US woman. Clown school. Gold-plated pistol. Yup. All seems pretty standard.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Guardian's headline is.pretty tame all things considered. You could have had:

From the first one:

Goodson had declared that she was carrying cat, squirrel and rabbit parts on her incoming passenger card, but failed to mention the gun.

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The court also heard that she previously owned two other guns while living in the States, but she had accidentally given them away.

"Those guns I ended up giving away, because I accidentally left them in a donation box."

From the last one:

Her lawyer said she packed the pistol because she was high and paranoid from synthetic marijuana

She also has a horn and a bone through her nose.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This woman makes a lot of very interesting decisions, to put it mildly.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

The real question is: why travel to Sydney for clown school? Evidently the natural born Florida clowns don't have anything to learn.