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[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean, let's be honest, it's Western Pennsylvania

I'm honestly surprised there aren't more people being arrested with fake ID's and suppressors on hand

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I know greyhound is a fuck but I thought he'd be a little farther away after 5 days than Pennsylvania

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That too

Hard to believe he prepared for everything and only made it a couple hundred miles away

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

new ultramarathon will drop soon because of this

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Cross-country death race, only rule is you can't drive yourself

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Laz is now paying close attention

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"got from manhattan to altoona in 5 days huh? bet i could beat that running on the AT..."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

5 days, starts in central Park and goes West. You need to find shell casings that have hints for where the finish line is and what city it's in.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

true. I'm just thinking that it's possible that he wasn't as on top of things as his initial escape led us to believe. hard to say quite yet, but this is some incredible foolishness right now.

dark horse third option: someone was just like "ok call the tip in bro, let's waste their time for another couple days until they figure out that I framed myself" lol. Probably not tho.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

omg that would be incredible direct action

sympathetic third party actor gets released from jail on Friday, obtains a bunch of stuff to incriminate himself, then gets himself arrested. it takes cops two days to figure out that he was in jail during the murder and our sympathetic actor walks

jail is just a substitute plot device here for any incontrovertible alibi that you are certain can get you off

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

They claim the guy took a greyhound into the city so unless his alibi was in NYC, it's probably not that