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[–] [email protected] 53 points 6 days ago (4 children)

How...how are they enforcing this?

[–] [email protected] 90 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Its something to charge you with when the cops go on a fishing expedition at your house for weed or whatever else.

Its just a punishment law that cops get to use at their discretion totally fairly.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 days ago

At least they can fuck themselves while they're at it I guess

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

Guten Tag! Ve are from se Small Government Staffel, here to inspect your bedroom. Vere are your papers for sese?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Herr Oberdildogeneral

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You are sheltering them under the floorboards, are you not?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Se Fuhrer will make you all build Autobahn if we discover you are hiding something in here!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

A government so small it can fit inside your butthole.

Is it in yet?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)

"Open up, morailty police!"

"Sir, do you have more than 6 dildos on the property?"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Which episode is this from?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Reverse Cowgirl.

The one with the TSA

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

Wouldn't surprise me if they treat toys like Sudafed. Gotta flash your ID to buy one.