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[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Ted Cruz ran out and is trying to hoard them all for himself.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ran out? Does he know they are supposed to come out as well as go in?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

As a non-carbon based extraterrestrial lizard alien, he consumes the soft supple rubber that many dildos are made of as a form of sustenance.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

He is a dildo after all