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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I’m guessing they are not limiting the number of guns you can own though.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Ever bring a dildo to a gun fight?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No, but there was the time someone brought a dildo wielding drone to a campaign event and attacked the Bernallio county Sheriff with a “dongcopter.”

https://www.dailydot.com/debug/dildo-drone-attack-foia/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJuxbDIvsAk

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

LOL, how had I never heard of this before?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This dude knows where the purple dildo is in GTA Vice City.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Exactly!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

As the 2015 New Zealand horror classic Deathgasm demonstrated, when you’re fresh out of guns, dildos are quite effective bludgeoning weapons against demon-possessed zombies.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

yea that'd be a rookie mistake