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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Well obviously you have to use a different dildo for every day of the week, and no dildoing on Sunday.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Although the Bible states Sunday was when God rested, which is when he had enough spare time to break out the sex toys. "Grab the strap-on Mrs God! I'm not doing any more grunt work this week, just grunting." This message may be illegal in the state of Texas. And undress.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

isnt 6 supposed to be the devils number?