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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not even a nice pizza either, that's clearly just a shitty microwave pizza

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Nah, that’s a Tesco uniform so probably UK. It’ll be a Chicago Town mini pizza.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What's even more depressing is they come in packs of 2 and he's only been given one of them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The second is given to the team to split onto everyone and celebrate, too

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Truly Tesco's generosity knows no bounds.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wow, this looks unappetizing even in the company's professionally-photographed marketing pages: https://chicagotown.com/the-range/deep-dish

Never heard of this brand before, and they claim to be the "number 1 pizza brand in America".

The more I look at this pizza, the more I feels bad for the guy in the picture. I'm so sorry your life turned out this way, Cecil.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Advertising looks better than the pizza. But jokes aside, this is the type of rubbish that would hit the spot on a break at work after working on a cold winter's day

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Crusts go rock hard and the rest is too piping hot to eat out of the microwave. There's a significant proportion of British people of a certain ages who's formative impression of American pizza is this.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

omfg that's right, this is microwaved.... The FAQ page is like: "Why do your Deep Dish pizzas not include the foil discs anymore?" and "My Deep Dish didn’t cook right in the microwave, am I doing something wrong?" I mean you might as well get a stack of cardboard and soak it in tomato sauce, at that point.