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I'm the youngest of 4 and my older siblings are assholes.
It's better that way. Kids need to learn early that authority figures use lies to maintain order and control, that the rest of us should educate each other, and that Christmas is 90% capitalism and 10% everything else.
Ok, let me explain the evils of capitalism to my 6 year old self.
Nope....I just called myself a poopy head.
Capitalistic Christmas began even before Edward Bernays got consumerism rolling.
"Smell that? What's that smell?"
"Opportunity."
"No. Money!"