this post was submitted on 15 Aug 2023
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My friend's dad was like this. One day when we were teenagers he had a pool in the backyard and we had towels on our shoulder and swimming pants on and we're walking towards the back door. His dad turned and said, you guys going swimming? We said, yeah. He said, in the backyard? We said, yeah. Said, thought so. Still not sure if he was fucking with us but he used to do this kind of shit all the time.
He was high and thought you were the police or DEA rustling about.
He must have been a full blown dealer to fear the DEA
How do you think they could afford a pool?
the economy 20 years ago
Nah they go after little guys all the time since cross trained officers can act as DEA agents.
Hey, I see you're wearing a hat to support Team Smalltalk. Yep. Do you do much smalltalk? No, not really. Yeah, me neither.
Probably just wanted to talk to the two of you, but was not sure what exactly to say.
The most base level of autism personified
Could have just been socal anxiety