the_dunk_tank
It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
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I mean, you are. If it looks like a dog and barks like a dog...
Actual communists would be trying to get Democrats on their side; they need them if they're going to stand chance at holding office or gaining seats. What you guys are doing is driving away the people you need the most. Your behavior makes no sense for a communist. I mean for one, you literally never hate on right wingers. That alone tells me everything I need to know about this place.
The point I'm trying to make is that you're not fooling anyone, MAGAts.
Edit: How do I disable inbox replies? I really don't care to read what any of you idiots have to day. I don't listen to terrorists. Don't you guys have a courthouse to protest in front of? Go give your previous "god emperor" your attention instead and leave me alone.
lmao
and what have democrats done for communists? Why shouldn't they get communists on their side?
I thought this was a joke at first, I'm serious. Not everybody on this site is from the US, but the democrats are a garbage party and do nothing for communists in the US either. Even if we had a one-party dictatorship of the democrats, they would simply re-create the two-party gridlock within their own party, as they have done numerous times in the past (Obama administration, Biden administration, various democratic strongholds such as California). They're increasingly not much of a party anyway, since they have no apparent means of forcing their own members to follow the party line.
We literally do that all the time. You probably only found out about us after all this federation drama, during which we've been mostly making fun of all the goddamn liberals it's brought in, so that's why your perspective is skewed.
Motherfucker you are a fool.
Yeah, I read that comment as a joke too. I thought it was a bit because it was so perfect. Then I noticed where it came from and realized that that guy is actually serious.
You do understand that some people live in countries that are not the USA, right?
we have plenty of emojis dedicated to dunking on exactly that
We have an entire fucking comm devoted to it
This guy just doesn't understand liberals are also right-wing
also
Hey libs you guys will love these:
There's a dang Cheeto in the white house
Democrats are right wing
Countless struggle sessions over this
To you
Just straight up lying. Also thanks for the inspiration to purge 'literally' from my vocabulary.
Communists should try to ally with a party that doubled Trumps deportations, bans rail unions from striking and funds police departments that spy on our orgs?
Bro just admit you're a chud who was put off by Trump, you dont have to pretend anymore
We hate on right wingers all the time, we literally call them chuds. Like half of the posts on the dunk tank are about hating right wingers. My most popular post is making fun of Jordan Peterson. The second one is a meme I made with someone else making fun of right wing antivaxxers for taking horse and cow medicine.
no more half measures walter
That's right people we'll our way out of the fascist state the Democrats are building side by side with Republicans
yes ing has always worked in the past
I'm a Maoist now, Jack!
Democrats should be the ones trying to get communists on their side you absolute dipshit that's literally how political bargaining works. You're just a mad lib. Cope and seethe more
Please tell me this is satire.
Actually a lot of us have read State and Revolution, have you? Maybe you're the right winger.
i mean this from the bottom of my heart:
lol
lmao even
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communist_revolution
gets larger "You are driving people away"
Have not read any of the 10 million threads posted about the new chud anthem
I kinda appreciate the bravery to post that here, but sadly I can't actually follow your path (to certain victory and to a new world), because I am not american, and so I can't get these Democrats (that are necessary to win) on my side.
how tf are you not American. everyone on the internet is american
this is such a good bit
So are you advising me as someone who isn't allowed to vote to vote? This is why Trump wins!
We definitely do, but we're mostly young and lgbt and from western countries, so hating conservative liberals and fash is second nature, and moderate libs like pretending they're the furthest left possible, so we can't help but remind them that no, they're still very right wing
This is a bit, right? There's no way you ACTUALLY believe this, right? RIGHT?
The acceptable range of opinions on this instance regarding what should be done with right wingers ranges from the moderate position of "Force them into re-education camps" to "Force them into a pit and throw in dynamite."
I'm really not sure how we could possibly make this more clear. BASH THE FASH