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We are still together and things calmed down for a bit. There is now a moratorium on discussing China and we have painted over the Maoist slogans on the walls so my parents could visit without seeing it.

But yesterday I came home and she was outside throwing rocks at birds. I asked why, and she told me "the sparrows are bourgeois". Her victims were pigeons.

After I pointed this out she called me a "lysenkoist". I'm truly at a loss for words here.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

thank her for educating the liberalism out of you

then go pick up a rock :mao-aggro-shining:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What did the pigeons do to deserve this!?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

their crimes are so fowl that no human language can describe them. so multitudinous that even a partial retelling would take the entire lifespan of the universe, birth to death. ~~they keep fucking shitting on my car~~

i'm afraid you're just going to have to trust in her superior grasp of theory, comrade. to the killing fields you go!