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The monster under the bed can’t get you if :
I thought this was common knowledge.
You are feet are covered
You are head is covered
There’s a lesson somewhere in their.
No theirs isn't
And the fact is that wearing socks don't help. Only blanket is effective against those monsters.
Honestly, this is kinda like the perfect answer for me. I love this kinda shit, Monsters under the bed lol
This response would be even funnier if you like totally doubled-down and prefaced it with "Everybody knows that..." + Your current prose.
;)