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[–] [email protected] 464 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Morning people, in my experience at least, firmly believe that night people are just morning people with insufficient self-discipline.

[–] [email protected] 133 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lmao, 100%. I swear most folks I know believe being a night owl is simply a lack of self control, or they have a screw loose

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

sure it's a lack of self control, if i had better self control i could force myself to go to bed at 21:00 and lie there for 2 hours until i fall asleep out of tortured boredom, and then i could force myself out of bed at 07:00 despite my limbs feeling like lead and every movement bringing me abject misery and pain!

[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's wild is that you'll see them get a night job, or have to stay up late on vacation a few times and they'll be 100/10 miserable af. Never adapt to it, and still keep believing iTs aLl SeLf DiScIpLInE

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Well what it 'proves' to them is that mankind is supposed to follow the exact same routine that works for them. My Dad was forever saying "Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise." Died when he was 45.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

To quote Yakko Warner:

Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, but socially dead

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

eh, all my friends go to bed at like 9pm lmao

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So do I. Don't tell anyone.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

He didn't have a ton of money certainly. It's fair to say he wasn't a complete idiot but I think that even the example I've given so far argues against any claim to sagacity.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

My dad is still among us, even though I grew up with his take on it, loosely translated:

Early awake, early asleep. That brings health to every weeb.

It's possible that he already translated it from English (your dad's saying or an unknown variation of it), and that I've now translated it back to English, for each translation moving a bit further away from the original meaning in order to keep it rhyming. (I wrote "weeb" to make it rhyme, my dad's version said "boy".)

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (4 children)

There's actually a genetic bias on it. It can be overridden, but you'll always feel a bit burnt out from it. It also changes with age (teenagers are the latest, getting earlier as you age.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As a night person who has to wake up at 6am, I can absolutely confirm. I'm always tired.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm the same way. If I fall asleep at 10pm but wake up at 6am I'm absolutely miserable for the first hour, but if I go to sleep at 2am and wake up at 10am I'm refreshed and in a good mood most of the time. I'm 30 and it hasn't gotten any better with age yet.

Fuck mornings I hate them so much.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

44 and still this way 2am-10am is pretty much my dream schedule.

Unfortunately I have a child.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I have to wake up early too. The good part is I don't even remember the first hour of work and once I'm awake I only have to work for 7 more hours.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Edit: nevermind, I can't math.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Yeah no matter what time I go to bed, if I have to wake up before 8 in the morning I'll be tired. I'm just not built for early mornings

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I had to get up at 05:30 during my teenage years to get to school in time, which was horrible. If I slept in, I could easily sleep til noon or even later. Now that I'm older, I usually wake up around 08:00, even on weekends.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Til I'm still going through my teenage years. I'm straight up nocturnal now. I wasn't as a teenager.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I used to be a night owl, then I had a job that required me to get up at 5:30. It sucked for 2 weeks and now I'm a morning person.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I had the opposite experience a few years ago, I am very much a night owl.

I did a job that required me in the office for 7am for a few months, I was noticeably less effective for the whole duration, I was just slower at everything and was basically constantly tired. Switched back to getting in for 9-10am and the difference was night and day, as basically I was back to my old levels of effectiveness after a day or two.

I just think I'm one of these people that cannot adapt, or at least if I do, it comes with a cost.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

I'm a night owl and even early morning acclimatization hasn't helped.

There were a few months that I had to do 12.5 hour shift work where I had to be at work at 5:30 AM and I was miserable the entire time. It's hard to adjust when your natural cycle is like 10 am to 2 am.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I've done all the shifts and it fucking sucks.

We did week about shifts. That meant earlies for a week, nights, then lates. Every week you had to change your sleep pattern.

I liked earlies to nights because long weekend (finish 11am Fri start 10am Mon) and a fun "adaptation" that required me to stay up as late as I possibly could on Sunday night. I'd drink, smoke and play games with US chums (UK here) until 3 or 4am and then sleep as late as possible.

It fucking sucked but I did it for a good decade. Then managed to wangle permanent 6-2 shift.

It was a revelation.

Suddenly I had a regular sleep pattern. It was hard to train, but I managed to get a good 6 hours a night most nights. Which was good, I've always suffered insomnia for lots of reasons, so I managed to become one of those people that survives on minimal sleep. More sleep was amazing.

I've kind of got it down nowadays, thanks in no small part to some pills I was given for my restless legs. They make me drowsy, so if I take them at the right time I can force a sleep pattern, and they stop me kicking my wife up the arse when I'm asleep.

Back to your point after a trip through the weeds, I now do 2 week late shift and 2 week early shift, there's a permanent night shift at this new place.

When I'm on the early shift I wake up at 5am on the Saturday and Sunday without fail. Once I forgot to set my alarm for work and woke up a minute before it should have gone off. Years of the early shift have honed my wake up time to a knife edge.

Sometimes on the weekend I can't get back to sleep for various reasons, so it's not an uncommon sight to find me gaming on my PC at 7am on a Sunday morning. I don't want to be there, but it's kinda nice having the peace and quiet of being a night owl with the sun up and a sleep cycle behind instead of in front of you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think I had never seen this much upvoted post on kbin. You speak the truth, brother/sister/sibling!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This wasn't posted on kbin though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I said upvoted post on kbin. Not posted on kbin. I might be wrong, but I think I see only kbin upvotes and downvotes. Right now I see 6 upvoted and 1 downvote to the post you have replied. How much do you see?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Oh, I wasn't aware it tallied the votes separately. Interesting and I apologize.

I only see the summary score on my lemmy client, not the amount of down votes and upvotes, but it's way beyond 300 as of this post.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why don't I see you calling out people who say "Lemmy" under kbin posts?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I will! Point me to them and my fury will STRIKE them down!