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>first time in gym

>my very first exercise is bench

>next to me are some zoomers and wiggers

>they snicker and say to themselves "This due looks like he sits behind computer 24/7"

>About to cry

>make up some bullshit like im thirsty and go to toilets so I can pack and leave

>Some dude stops me and say if he can use bench

>It's motherfucking Chad just like from the memes

>say yea

>Asks if I will spot him

>o-okay

>We start to talk he noticed im first timer in the gym

>He teaches me lifts we talk for hour and for this whole hour it feels like im safe and protected

>Mfw this chad says "see you tomorrow okay ? I have leg day and i will teach you deadlifts"

Is this how chads are ? Is this how it feels to die for king? It felt like dram but it was al real.

My king

My liege

WE WILL MAKE IT !

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago (5 children)

What's uhhhhh.... what's a wigger?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 9 months ago (1 children)

A slur for white people who "act black."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

👉👈 does that mean i can start giving away w word passes and c word passes 🥹uwu

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Yo wadup my fellow cracker, my topg

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Is a black guy acting white (whatever that means) a bracker?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

No they are actually called 'uncle toms'

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Holy shit I just figured out where Knacker comes from

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

What's a smacker

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Cracker? I eat crackers for breakfast

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

No, a member of the whig political party

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

No no, it is the person who makes wigs

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Correct, we done here.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (3 children)

4chan slang is like zoomer slang, except it’s all racist.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Wigger was around as a term well before 4chan. I remember it from back in the late 90s.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So it's zoomer slang but better

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

It's a joke you can tell I'm being satirical via just reading the text

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Oh, thanks! It definitely would be obvious if this weren't the internet, unfortunately you never know

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Pretty fly for a white guy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Wanna be + N-word : Wigger.