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Taliban Militants Fed Up With Office Culture, Ready to Quiet Quit (time.com)

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Time magazine: "we don't know how yet, but we're gonna find a way to link the rise of fascism and avocado toast"

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Wow, maybe the taliban really will be defeated by capitalism

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Which is deeply ironic considering how they founded themselves as a rebellion against the "false gods" of capitalism communism and democracy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

When you think you’re the Free Jaffa but you’re just the regular Jaffa lol

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Capitalism will eventually beat itself