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[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm so tired of these news. The MRI has the right to self-defense!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is with an MRI machine.

as that commonly-repeated defense goes