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[–] [email protected] 72 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They literally give you a locker when you go in for an MRI because you have to spend so long naked. This was never a problem for her. She's just stupid.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Facilities vary. I didnt have secure storage when I got an MRI, but I didnt bring a gun or anything else unreasonable to leave unattended.

The question wasn't whether she's stupid (clearly she is), but why someone would bring a gun into a medical exam.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Interesting, I don’t remember a locker either, but it was just my phone and keys, because I’m not an idiot