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Prequel Depicts Young Willy Wonka Using Rich Father’s Investment To Buy Already-Successful Chocolate Factory (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

From there, he proceeds to rub oompa loompas on himself, fuck up his company so bad a literal child could run it better, and then run for president after claiming he could get away with shooting someone on fifth avenue.

At this point watching the movie seems redundant.