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[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (3 children)

You didn't even get avocado toast? What don't you care about the economy at all?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Headline: Gen z Can’t Afford Houses Because They Buy Avocado Toast

Gen z: [stops buying avocado toast]

Headline: Gen z is Killing the Avocado Toast Industry

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Illegal immigrants should put avocados in every pocket they have before they cross. Then when they get here, they can buy a house.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Christians should tithe in avocados so the Lord will always have a house when he has his followers eat him.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I don't think they had that. I did see avacado cups, but no gluten involved.