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Oklahoma proposal would make watching porn a felony, ban sexting outside marriage (nypost.com)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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A bill set to be introduced next month would ban consuming or producing sexual content and punish offenders with prison sentences of up to 20 years and $25,000 fines.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Written? Guess we'll have to ban the Bible then

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Yes, but they don't know that because they never actually read their "word of god" but get a raging erection when they hallucinate about a "good ol' time" that actually never existed in the first place.