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[–] [email protected] 67 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (7 children)

I once had a coworker who just took a bite out of a raw onion right in front of me. They were completely unfazed, like it was an apple or something. I'm still a little emotionally scarred.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago

My grandfather used to eat vidalia onions like apples. They’re pretty sweet & mild.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Do you happen to work at a mid-sized paper company?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

No, that was a potato… or a beet.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

But you gotta admit, it’s a very Creed thing to do

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I had a surly paternal grandmother who seemed to revel in making the lives of children miserable.

When I was about four years old, I asked for a snack, and she gave me a raw onion.

I sat at the kitchen table and ate the entire fucking thing like it was the sweetest piece of fruit known to history, staring her in the eye the whole time.

If I had been just a little bit older and thought of it, I would've asked her for another one.

She died when I was seven. My reaction to this, as she lived in Washington State, was, "Does that mean we get to see Mount Saint Helens?" as the volcano had gone off just a couple weeks prior.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

That would have given me stomach cramps that made me pray for death.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I once knew a guy who peeled and ate a full garlic like one would do with an orange or mandarin, while walking and talking casually.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Like a clove, or the entire head of garlic?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

When I was a child we often had peeled garlic on the table for me to snack on it during dinner. I must have smelled hideously.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (3 children)

There are actually onions that you can do that with. I think the soil where those are grown is low on sulfer or something so the onion cant make the chemical responsible for making your eyes water.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I'll usually eat a could wee chunks of an onion after I dice it up, and the other day I was surprised by how palatable the onion was that I was eating. Normally I enjoy eating a couple tiny pieces raw, but this was an onion I could see myself taking a big ol bite out of

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Sweet onions were consider a desert by the Romans and they would eat them like we do apples.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (3 children)

No, I don't think so. He was a younger guy from the southern US, if I remember correctly. Is that something east europeans do on the regular??

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Younger guy from the southern US here, I have done this just to fuck with people. I'm just not very sensitive to the "bite" onions are supposed to have. I can chop quite a few of them before my eyes start to water.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Your cutting technique can make a huge difference too, avoid cutting the base and there's less of that sticking l chemical released

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

It sounds like an old wives tale, and maybe I'm naturally resistant, but if I consistently press my tongue to the roof of my mouth as I chop onions, I do not cry.

Anecdotal, of course.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

As an eastern european, we eat everything with onions and garlic. Hell, I even eat onions on their own time to time, it tastes good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Southern guy probably was eating a Vidalia onion. The soil is low in sulfur, I believe, and has a more neutral acidity, so the onion is pretty uniquely sweet. I heard one older southerner call them dirt apples.