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here you go, one unit of infinite head pats, made especially for you
Infinite is too many. I'd never get anything done.
I’m sorry but I can’t settle for less, you’ll just have to live with it. (Maybe closing your computer will stop the animation)
Head pats are genuinely comparable to opiates for me, I've tried both and it's fairly accurate. There is a thing about getting my hair played with or patted that makes me a puddle. It's very cute.
That's wild to me. Human touch just makes me feel empty
The amount of dopamine I get from cuddles and eclivislly head scratches is like a thing.