I'm gonna move to Hollywood and make a version of Saw where the torture chamber is full of libs and the puppet keeps lecturing them on how much worse the torture could be so they need to just put up with the torture they're getting.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Can that torture be CBT in the Barbara pit?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

That's... an inventive juxtaposition.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Or they could be forced into a human centipede position and they would be told that they are doing a communism dean-smile

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

On one hand, better, on another hand, wtf visible-disgust

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Sorry, I got weird again phoenix-bashful

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They get to vote on the tortures they endure! important-high-level-ideas

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Would you like first a CBT torture device or spontaneous-discombobulation machine, applied to your head?

Our torture chamber's sponsors paid for these options, there is no other... sicko-gay

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That’s just Saw lol. He basically says “you don’t appreciate life. Now climb through this pit of needles because the consequences it’s not as bad as your sin against life”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Well shoot, guess I should've watched it before writing my screenplay.