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[–] [email protected] 71 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Bobo is a walking advertisement for planned parenthood and contraception of all kinds.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago (2 children)

So is Sarah Palin. From her kids' class schedule names (Track, Trig, Physics, etc), to all the divorces in her family (her and Todd, Track and his ex-wife, Bristol and her two ex-husband's), to Bristol Palin's kids' goofy names (Tripp, Sailor, Atlee, Cocoa Krispies, etc.), to all the kids conceived out of wedlock (Track's then-wife of only a few months, Bristol and her three kids with two different fathers)...

...all of which would be absolutely fine is the lot of them didn't preach "traditional family values" and shit. Hell, Bristol Palin surrounded her work as an ambassador for Candice's Foundation preaching abstinence with having three kids out of wedlock while she and her mother criticized Obama for being in favor of same-sex marriage.

Fuck the whole lot of 'em.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Isn’t it pretty likely that Trig was actually Bristol’s kid anyway lol? Or is that just a half remembered 2008 conspiracy theory.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Living in Alaska the rumor was she pretended the kid was hers. She never showed, hid her daughter, and handled it all through a private doctor. The fact that she called the it her little retard is pretty unsettling.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The kids' names are irrelevant and diluting to your otherwise good point.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That there's nothing wrong with their personal choices but there is with the hypocritical grandstanding for the sake of political gain.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

They do love to grandstand.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

Please don't fuck the Palin klan

[–] [email protected] -4 points 6 months ago

Not to mention prophylactics