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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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So I'm back with another CYOA (choose your own adventure). This time it's about pills. Not red or blue pills, but special either way.

It's simple: you get to choose either 2 pills or just 1 pill. If you choose just 1 pill you also get the bonus effect.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Why take the Spy Pill when I can just dose myself up on benadryl and lock myself in a sensory deprivation chamber for two weeks.

With the Focus Pill I could immediately master my career, which would be nice, and then I could just become good at everything else I am interested in over time. Seems a pretty good day, but today in B&M I saw an incredibly buff tiger (it was a dog chew toy) and I wished that I looked like that, so I think the Creature Pill would be pretty cool too. Or maybe I could finally become a minotaur, as it always should have been.

I don't even know how I would use the Game Pill, diamonds maybe?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I don't even know how I would use the Game Pill, diamonds maybe?

I feel like it would be tricky to sell random loose diamonds/gold/other raw materials, but I could be wrong.