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[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Try drinking your coffee without sugar and milk. Might take a few weeks, but at some point you will start hating coffee with sugar and start enjoying the real taste of coffee.

(Then you'll find out how perfect black unsweetened coffee fits to milk chocolate and gain 20kg.)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Or hating coffee. Then return to water

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Sorry my friend, but I drink instant coffee. It's going to taste shit no matter how I have it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You don't have to live that way.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

It's too late for me, br¤ther, but you can still save yourself!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Get a handheld milk frother to mix your instant coffee to improve your instant coffee game. (You don't have to use the Nestle stuff, any good tasting instant coffee is alright.)

I actually enjoy instant coffee, but I use this crazy invention. Sadly it is not made anymore.

Tbh though, I prefer the French press, the Moka pot, the Cezve or the portafilter espresso. But if I am lazy, I actually prefer well prepared instant coffee over fully automatic coffee machines or filter coffee and you can hunt me with this Nespresso shit. Maybe I am weird.