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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

A bidet. You can get a basic one for $30-$40 and there is no need to get anything fancier than that. With the amount of money you save on toilet paper, it will more than pay for itself in the first year.

Additionally, toilet paper will never clean your rusty balloon knot nearly as well as a stream of water. If you got shit on your hand, would you be satisfied with wiping it off with some paper? I hate pooping anywhere else but shit-base-alpha. Whenever I have to poop somewhere and use toilet paper, I feel like a filthy caveman.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

As someone with a hairy butt, I use the same amount of toilet paper for drying. But my ass is WAY cleaner.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Yes. I love my bidet. I got one after the stupid tp shortage. I still like toilet paper to dry off but yes, parts of me have been much happier since this change.

Whenever someone balks about the bidet I just ask them if they ever used lotion before, and then I point out that they're using poop as lotion on their butt.