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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Mmm, yes. Dogs, famously known for loving being read to.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Dogs tend to just like being included in things.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (3 children)

My dog loves when people tell her stories! It's less about the content and more about the interaction. The book is totally for the child's benefit so they can learn to read.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

There’s also the bonus of showing kids that good dogs come from shelters and not just breeders, and definitely not from puppy mills. These kids will remember this when it’s time to get a dog.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This made me imagine a TV show where a kid reads to their dog but the dog understands and is imagining themselves as the book's main character and every week we get a new story starring the dog.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Wow it is! I've never heard of that, I gotta check it out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

checking Netflix for wishbone

[–] [email protected] -3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There are better interactions for a dog. For their sake, at least, if that's a priority here at all. The kids will learn to read regardless.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Someone: does something good.

Always that one person: but why not do another good thing instead?

[–] GregorGizeh 22 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

They don't care about the content obviously, but they love when you just give them attention. You can see the dogs are very engaged with their child.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Plus, don't forget that the kids also get practice time reading, so it brutally slaughters 2 birds with 1 stone

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Heyhey, we don't say that here. We say crushes two orphans with one machine!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Ya, practice with a non-judgemental listener that's really cute even

[–] [email protected] -5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I just have the idea that they prefer a ball to a book.

[–] GregorGizeh 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Probably true but I'm still happy that someone spends some time with them. Perhaps they get to play with the kids as well

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago