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[โ€“] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago (6 children)

Justified. I was in Edinburgh with my family and we had a lovely outdoor table.

I went to the bathroom and our dinner came out while I was in the bathroom and a seagull STOLE MY GODDAMN ยฃ30 STEAK. Just hopped up on the table next to my brother-in-law and yoinked my medium-rare ribeye.

Fuck those sky-rats.

[โ€“] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Your fault for sitting outside in Edinburgh tbf.

[โ€“] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago

Aye who the fuck leaves a steak unattended in Edinburgh? I'm amazed the seagull got it before a junkie scarfed it

[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (5 children)

As if you wouldn't steal a ยฃ30 pound steak if it had zero consequences and no morals attached, besides that I don't think anything deserves to be abused before getting killed and especially not in public with children watching.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

So you're saying he should had been more effective in killing the seagull in front of the kids

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

He just shouldn't have done it, but obviously yes that too.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Obviously a waste of good avian meat

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

if it had zero consequences

And yet, here there were consequences.

It's just a specific breeding programme and he was culling the failures. #evolution \s

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Exactly, he's helping nature

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don't see where it says he abused the bird before killing it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

exactly, the swing probably was to get enough speed

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

Pretty sure it dying instantly in a quick whack is the opposite of being abused

Like no he shouldn't have done that but you're going a little overboard

[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago

As a seagull, I'd have done the same

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

I must say, it's brave of you to admit a bird outsmarted you. You must be fun at parties, though.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago