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[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

it's pretty cool how people get to write all kinds of things. I'm gonna give it a go now.

iran and russia are sort of like bowser and the United States is like Mario and he has to save Peach (Western Civilization) by stomping on Goombas (nuking Beijing)

Thoughts??

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

I think you've got a promising career at Bloomberg ahead of you. :)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

whoa slow down shakespeare, you're gonna take their jobs in a heartbeat.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Iran is Bowser (ultimate villain), while Russia is Bowser Jr. (villain lite/immediate antagonist in almost all Mario games). Giant Bomb/Foreign Affairs colab incoming