Yugo tell him.
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Ah, the old merge and commit genocide.
Seen this before, we don't need a sequel.
merge and commit
Are we talking fast-forward or squash merges?
Squash, definitely squash.
Bonus points if the different branches are all large, have a decent amount of overlap, and rely on different revision dependencies. And pushed through with minimal review or oversight.
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What does the CI/CD pipeline look like for this?
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As an older Millennial, I keep thinking Yugoslavia still exists. And the US 9/11 attacks happened last year.
I recently watched 'robot dreams' good animation movie from 2023, setting is 90's new york. It was so strage seeing the twin towers in the background during the entire movie. But then i realized the new generation has no first hand 9/11 experience and would probably dont even notice.
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Romaina, Slovenia, ohh I wanna take ya
To Serbia, Montenegro, baby why do we go
To Bosnia, Croatia, why do we just make it
Down to Kosovo, they'll shoot you fast and you'll bleed out slow, thats how I wanna go
Get shot in Kosovo!
I wonder how many lemmings understand this is a Beach Boys reference.
Do they still get a lot of radio play in the USA?
Do they still get a lot of radio play in the USA?
I think it's safe to say that anyone in the USA who still listens to the radio knows the Beach Boys.
Radio?
Oh, you mean the app with the heart my mom uses?
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Some people just like old music :)
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Bosnia: "Ooh, can we go to the beach?"
Croatia: "Haha, fuck no!"
Whipped up on my phone in 5 minutes
You think that's bad, check out Chile.
Yugoslavia 2 isn't on my 2024 bingo card, but if they make the flag look cool...
Meanwhile I'm here thinking it would be nice if the whole world was made up of countries of that size with a global alliance that will fuck up any country that starts getting all imperialistic.
"the circled region needs more countries. please break up the big ones"
I hope the Russian federation is going to look like that in some time.
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Dear Mr. President,
There are too many Balkan countries. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.
That's me writing to the US president.
I mean do we really NEED two Dakotas?
Do we even need one? I propose we give them back first
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Pain.
I'm sure they had no idea what they were doing when they randomly circled the Balkans and presupposed that there was no problem with their proposal.
Yea, prime c/thatsthejoke material.
Sure! What could possibly go wrong?
To be honest, things went wrong because the person who knew how to keep the piece died, so... nationalists rose to power (they didn't rebrand communism though, so most got onboard the loony train thinking this is about communism and who is against it), and that was about all that was needed in a powder keg like the Balkans... a lot of war time profiteering as well, some people got very rich during those days... blood money, sure, but it didn't seem to bother them. Some of them are still in power, or their children.
Bottom line, none of them are communists, period. They're thieves and killers.
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still hurts after all these years
Anybody tell him, he should go slavia.
do it and rename it to superfunhappyland
I am a bit bothered by how the modern borders of Croatia seem like they are designed just to prevent Bosnia and Hercegovina from having a coast. I get that you can have a thin country, but they are really pushing it. Give them one beach!
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He doesn't even realize he just circled a federation within a federation
Tito intensifies
Capitalism thrives on divide and conquer especially socialist states. Same playbook as forever.
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They're not entirely wrong... Quite a bit of the division comes from pre-modern events and decisions.
Oh... Oh no...
How did Tito keep the peace? He wasn't magical. You would think he successors could have done the same.
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