Mostly_Gristle

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe you need something like a motorized tie rack.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago

Gotta love conservative double-think. A guy who lives up the street from me has a big "come and take it" sticker on the back window of his truck flanked by two thin blue line Punisher skulls.

Like, my brother in Christ, do you not understand who they're going to be sending to "take it?" I swear these guys think Kamala is going to personally come to their house to demand they give up their guns.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Patriot cells.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I mean, they deter people from having children go headfirst through the windshield.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

To my understanding, she's pretty reviled by boomers for being anti-war.

Depends on the boomer. Some people thought what she did was important and brave, but for the people who hate her it wasn't just that she was anti-war. A ton of celebrities were anti-war. It was that she flew out to Vietnam, embedded with the North Vietnamese army, and filmed what a lot of people considered anti-American propaganda.

I used to work in a machine shop where a bunch of the old-timers were Vietnam vets. I made the mistake of talking about Barbarella one day, and ended up with an earful about "Hanoi Jane," and her "crimes" against America. They absolutely despised her. For a long time after that they'd all take turns asking me how my communist girlfriend was doing.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

I wonder if they'll dust off the ol' Twinkie defense.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Fascism should rightly be called Corporatism, as it is the merger of corporate and government power." - Benito Mussolini

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy. Both the books and the radio shows.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I caught the cat eating thing, and the post-birth abortion thing. I must have been too distracted by the Venezuelan gangs that are supposed to have taken over my city to catch the other stuff.

[–] [email protected] 84 points 3 weeks ago (35 children)

Did I miss the news cycle where Democrats started dismembering children?

[–] [email protected] 107 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (10 children)

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime

That's why I poop on company time

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You should watch the actual Only Connect show (a lot of them are up on YouTube). It's absolutely bonkers what some of the players are able to figure out. You'll be like, who are these people, and what laboratory were they grown in? How the fuck did they get that? But after you watch enough episodes you actually start to get the hang of it and start solving them yourself. A lot of the time just knowing that there's definitely a connection is more of a clue than you might think at first.

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