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[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Neurodivergent people in shambles (by that I mean me, I actually respond to this sincerely). (╥﹏╥)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hello, how are you?

No social contract here just vibes

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hi eepy, I'm Alaskaball! I am currently posting while working outside where it's currently a balmy -10° C outside.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Your hands must be cold. I hope you dont catch a cold. :(

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They are, but it takes more than mother nature to stop me from posting!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

You're so mighty. 🥰

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I will never participate in small talk stalin-gun-1 stalin-gun-2 ask me how I am and you're getting my life story

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

BASED

People ask me how I'm doing and I just dump the chronic pain story on 'em

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Whats with the size difference? We got an elf and a hobbit talking here

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Still applies even if you have an ogre cashier asking a gnome how their day is.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I once leafed through an English textbook for foreign learners at a book shop while waiting for someone. One of the lessons on greetings was just this comic but wordier.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Sometimes things are going so bad you just have to say "been better" and endure the following awkward silence.