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[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

It was you, wasn't it?

[–] stoy 4 points 6 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Found him ... He's running for president of the US

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Long overdue. This MFer has a hundred moons. How many does America have? That's right, one. We're doing something WRONG.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

That bastard owes me $3.50 he's hiding from me

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Maybe if you remembered to put Jupiter back where it belonged after you were done with it, it wouldn't be lost now, hmm?

[–] TxzK 8 points 6 months ago

Sorry I ate it. I was hungry

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Sweet, someone upgraded flushes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Oh fuck not again

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

When was the last time you had it with you? Sometimes it helps to retrace your steps.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

How embarrassing. How embarrassing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Guys, I called the number, and a multidimensional portal opened up in front of me. I'm scared. Wat do?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Is the call to mars toll-free?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It's probably the same criminal organization that stole that whole-ass radio tower a few weeks ago. Next they're going to steal an entire galaxy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Can we all just take a moment appreciate that Jupiter can be found to the left of the big red arrow?