this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 119 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Imagine witnessing the plane hit the tower and turning around to see a near 7ft peanut smiling at you, probably screaming.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"Are those Planters? I'm sorry, I... I have to leave the room. I was beside the peanut when the towers fell."

Also, take that from the other perspective. The poor bastard in the suit, probably absolutely terrified, knowing the entire time it looks like he's having a great time from the outside.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

CAN YOU STOP FUCKING SMILING

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Muffled by three inches of bright orange foam.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago

"This is nuts"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I’m thinking they ditched that costume pretty quickly.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

No. I'm sure they thought: "Now, more than ever, we need Mr. Peanut."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Many people on those planes were allergic to peanuts.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Mr. Peanut only uses his powers in times of dispair

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

Mr Peanut has seen atrocities. It's canon now.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This is a tragedy, I mean it!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Does anybody want a peanut?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

they wouldn't have seen it at all if Al Roker was in the way.