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[–] [email protected] 102 points 5 months ago (3 children)

"Primarily targeted cultural landmarks"

churches are all still standing

[–] [email protected] 63 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

lol yeah the USSR definitely ignored the military infrastructure and just bombed all the “Estonian” cultural landmarks because they’re cartoon villains and just hate poor innocent Estonia

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (2 children)

If the US is ever invaded, all the McDonald's and Starbucks will be reduced to rubble.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

In your opinion, if anyone around the world wants to take their revenge on the assassination of Soleimani and intends to do it proportionately in the way they suggest — that we take one of theirs now that they've got one of ours — who should we consider to take out in the context of America?

Think about it. Are we supposed to take out Spider-Man and SpongeBob? They don't have any heroes. We have a country in front of us with a large population and a large landmass, but it doesn't have any heroes. All of their heroes are cartoon characters — they're all fictional.

Shahab Moradi on Iranian TV

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

If it is not completely made up bullshit the thing about bombing cultural landmarks might have a good explanation. Back in the WWII era aerial navigation and bomb targeting was a lot cruder than today and when bombing a city navigators would use landmarks, like church towers, to orientate themselves and target bombs. Everyone was doing it this way because that was the only way to do it back then.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Atleast the replies and quotes are 90% good. Still the occasional anti-Russia shill in there. but damn. No matter how anti-communist Putin is, and under him Russia has become ussr-cry , at least they still hate Nazis. Can't say the same for any Western country (other than Ireland I guess).

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ireland doesn't seem to mind Ukrainian Nazis. A broken clock is right twice a day. Doesn't mean it isn't broken.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

At least the MEPs they send to Brussels have from the start identified the Russo-Ukraine War publicly as a war ultimately stoked by Western destabilization, from its origins in 2014, which is cynically supported by the US because of the business investment opportunities in post-war devastated places.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I remember people laughing about it for some reason, implying he's a hypocrite, but I dont remember the details. I was never under the impression he had much if any support in Ireland, alas, thankfully I dont know the opinion of every Irish person.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Mick Wallace and Clare Daly are the ones you want to look up. They consistently have exactly the same position Hexbear has had.

https://youtu.be/G2XXE4f8K5I

https://youtu.be/IhS_7tVv_XQ https://www.tiktok.com/@claredalymep/video/7315873997198052640

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I am aware of Mick, he's the one who got mocked. Mind you, I had to move out of Ireland nearly a year ago, so maybe the moods have changed since (would be cool since I will be returning in a few months).

[–] [email protected] 76 points 5 months ago

The most odious part of this is there’s no reason they have to invoke this. They could just play the “Russia occupied us before they want to do so again” card. They’re going out of their way to make a “Russia bad because they attacked Nazis” argument.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I miss when marketibg twitter accounts was the Wendy's account doing epic posts instead of irrelevant tiny countries constantly being like " the soviets oppressed us just because we were nazis "

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Estonia just keeps striking me as Finland, but without the sweet music and literature. Seriously the Kalevala is hardcore. I really hope it's not super popular with fascists. Granted, I'm American. Any culture we have we quickly try and stamp out. I'm genuinely shocked my family held onto some of our Polish traditions.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (4 children)

You got me wanting to buy a physical copy of kalevala, and this is one of the editions I see. To be fair, most of them don't have 50 swastikas on their covers. Death to finland.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

cursed cover holy shit

The title means "Kalevala for Young Adults" and the publisher is "Enlightenment", apparentely the first one was printed in 1922

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

Damn where’s the burning Finnish flag emoji

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Fuck, that shit is rough. I just had some generic looking Barnes and Noble cover. I guess that answers my worries.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

it's a pretty cool book, bought the original ye olde finnish version and then had to buy one with modern finnish because, motherfucker some words just became completely opposite during the decades

my favourite bit is the one where the smith Ilmarinen forges a wife from gold because he lost his wife in the previous story. he isnt very happy because she is very cold and apparentely in more than the physical way. So he tries to pawn her off to Väinämöinen (who is a massive fucking dickhead) and he turns that into a lesson:

Then the hero of the waters
Called together all his people,
Spake these words of ancient wisdom:
"Every child of Northland, listen,
Whether poor, or fortune-favored:
Never bow before an image
Born of molten gold and silver:
Never while the sunlight brightens,
Never while the moonlight glimmers,
Choose a maiden of the metals,
Choose a bride from gold created
Cold the lips of golden maiden,
Silver breathes the breath of sorrow." 

i do love to read stuff written way back when and they try to warn us off from worshipping wealth sans-shrug sorry, folks we done fucked up

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Europe is just all Nazis, isn't it? These days I constantly see things posted by Euroids that set off my hitler-detector with dangerously high H-counts what-the-hell

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Belgium and Ireland and also Spain has less than horrible views on Palestine. That's about the nicest thing I can say about Europe today.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Ireland fully stands with Palestine.

Tiocfaidh ár lá ira

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Spain? Belgium?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

proud return to our pre ww2 traditions negative

[–] [email protected] 49 points 5 months ago

This is so sad, somebody get Yaroslav Hunka to defend the brave Estonians

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Don’t these guys have some horse cocks to polish?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago

The communists seized the horse cocks 😭😭

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago

Nice Winston Smithing nineteeneightyfour

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago

NATO= Nazi Apologist Terrorist Organisation