Imagine being drunk as shit and instead of going to the toilet you just move the mattress aside and go just straight shitting diarrhea down into your bathtub.
Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
Posting guidelines.
Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
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the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
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Photos can be sourced from anywhere and be any age, but please check they haven’t already been posted.
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Censor any names/contact details of private individuals.
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Mark the post NSFW if it includes nudity or sensitive content
Rules.
This community follows the rules of the feddit.uk instance and the lemmy.org code of conduct. I’ve summarised them here:
- Be civil, remember the human.
- No insulting or harassing other members. That includes name-calling.
- Respect differences of opinion. Civil discussion/debate is fine, arguing is not. Criticise ideas, not people.
- Keep unrequested/unstructured critique to a minimum.
- Remember we have all chosen to be here voluntarily. Respect the spent time and effort people have spent creating posts in order to share something they find amusing with you.
- Swearing in general is fine, swearing to insult another commenter isn’t.
- No racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia or any other type of bigotry.
- No incitement of violence or promotion of violent ideologies.
My car was stolen earlier and yet this is the worst thing to happen to me today. I hate it.
Aw man, what kind of car? Hyundai?
Seat Leon. 18 months old. FML.
Damn that's a sweet car, my condolences. A friend of mines Octavia RS got stolen a couple months ago.
I don’t know why, but you assuming it was a Hyundai fuckin cracked me up haha
You know you don't have to say everything you think, right?
I bow to you words of wisdom or experience. I don't know yet.
Living the dream
Pissing into a plastic bag, throwing it in the shower like a water balloon.
You've got that special something. I can't quite put my finger on it, or in it, but I know it's somehow related to how humans made it this far.
The beyond being mould, I presume.
Don’t forget mildew and wood rot!
And you get to sleep in moist blankets...
Moistness wouldn't be my only concern. I hope they put the toilet lid down before flushing everery time...
Behold: bunkbath.
In Germany we call it Wohnklo (live-in loo). Used to be a joke but I guess these days it's just reality.
And we thought the double-decker couch was a monstrosity.
Like a London sublet for £500 a month in Zone 3.
$2500/month in Manhattan, opening bid. 2 months up front plus last month plus 2 months as security deposit. Must show 4x rent as minimum income.
What is Zone 3?
It’s the way the London Underground is split up, in kinda circles from the centre point. Zone 1 is a fairly small area of central London, zone 2 is a little further out etc. Zone 3 is the closest most people could possibly afford to live. My sister lives in zone 5 and works in Westminster. It’s about a 45 min commute on the tube.
Hey that's not too bad! I was in Zone 3 with a roughly 60 min commute, including walking times to and from the station. Actual train time was probably 35 minutes on the Central line.
Yeah, she’s lucky there’s a fast train that cuts travel time right down. And she can almost see the station from her flat.
For £500 that's a shared bathroom.
Ain't that the sad truth.
Someone please tell me that shelving unit isn’t structural.
It looks pretty damn structural 💀
Looks like the bed has a leg behind it fortunately. I totally had the same thought at first though.
Looks like a gap between the top of it and the bed and a post behind it, so I don't think it is.
I can't stop imagining a TV screen beside the shower, just outside the photo...
Some family friends of ours have a built in bathroom tv. It’s actually pretty cool!
Heh that was in the man's bathroom in a home improvement episode, before smartphones that was the dream..so you didn't have to read shampoo bottles or remember your Mad magazine.
Mount a TV to the wall, get a hot plate and a mini fridge and you’re good to go!
It's not practical, but it does look cozy.
Where's the slide?
A water slide, if you will
$2200/mo. First, last, and security deposit required
What if... what if we slept on the bathroom loft together? 👉👈🥺
This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to live near bed bath and beyond
That's some fancy ass jail cell
When you're in the tub and it starts raining on you because your roommate peed the bed.