This might be the dog ate my homework police edition
this post was submitted on 13 Mar 2024
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Sure. "The Rats".
Misspelling of "pigs".
Their marijuana? Are they claiming to be the owners of marijuana? I think they should be arrested of that's the case.
No, you see it's okay when cops do it. Speed, drive while looking at their ~~cellphones~~ laptops, park anywhere they want, possess cannabis, murder, it's all good bro, and why are you so upset? calm down the supreme court said "it's cool bro" so like chill.
Riiiiight, the rats ate it. Gotcha.
"The rats are eating our marijuana. They're all high," NOPD Chief Anne Kirkpatrick testified at a city Criminal Justice Committee meeting on Monday.
Far fuckin’ out, squea- I mean, man!
Just the marijuana? Hmmmm....