this post was submitted on 20 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Joke's on you, my life is already a waste.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

It's a selfish position, but I think it's okay if you enjoyed it

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Three and counting... if I would write a comment it would be even more

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Don't fall for that though... its only for morons...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Dmanit! That was 3 seconds I could have spent working on the lab reports I'm procrastinating.

Wait fuck, but this comment just took even more time... GAH

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Now just imagine how much time you'll waste reading replies to this comment!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

CURSE YOU, VILLAIN OF PRODUCTIVITY!!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You'd have just spent it on something else useless. Take this as a reminder.

Btw, how's your lab report going?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

That is true.

It's half done right now but it's going faster now that I'm in the groove.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Replying just to distract you further. Hoping we make a thing of it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

your distraction has no power here! i turned data off on my phone and forgot to turn it back on lol.

report is all done (has been done for 6 hours now) and I went home and got drunk. good end to the term. durrr

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

9 seconds as I've seen this 3 times today at this point

Not to mention the time to comment.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Now let’s say 100,000 people saw that. You just collectively wasted 83h of people’s time. Congrats good sir.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Step 1: get 100,000 Lemmy users

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

even bakers dozens, potentially!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

More like 30 seconds.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Jokes on you, I enjoyed this meme so the time was not wasted. Checkmate

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

You probably wasted more time making it tho

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I shall remember them fondly

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I use Lemmy during work downtimes, so I dont mean to trigger anyones PTSD when I say this but, Im gonna need more than three seconds.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Worth every second

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Joke's on you, I skimmed by it without engaging for more than three sec... shit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

OP said "what if the present was meta"