Until I saw where it was from, I had absolutely no idea that this wasn't an actual news story.
this post was submitted on 28 Mar 2024
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Same. That's what makes this great satire.
Are we SURE this isn't real?
You spelled Hamberder wrong. You're Welcome!
Your
Y'oure
Covfefe
This makes me think of the red Robin restaurants and their mushroom burger being spelled s'hroom burger on the menus. I would be inclined so pronounce it suh-hroom
I think y'oure is pronounced like your ogre.
Yore
Is this better or worse than signing flags?
You should see what he does with the raw borgers, disgusting!
you should see where the ground borger came from.....
I wish you could vote for me, but you’re just an adorable little tasty burger, aren’t you? Aren’t you? Precious. I could take a big bite right out of you! Reminds me of my own sandwiches back home.
They have to get a bit better at "citing" Trump. I find it funny, but it's too well written, the sentences have a smooth flow and it makes sense all in all.
It's something i could imagine a sane person saying.
It doesn't matter what he's talking about. After hearing like 4 sentences from Trump in a row, i'm normally left offended & confused.
Trump Kisses Supporter's Hot Dog