I've barely eaten all day (friend brought me ice cream this morning), help me DoorDash something because I am fucking starving, please (hexbear.net)

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I put off the food stamps thing, again, because I didn’t sleep well and felt like shit. I’d be in this same boat anyways if I had gotten them fixed, because my food stamps renew on the 2nd.

I rarely get this hungry. Like actual hunger pains. It’s usually anxiety because I know that I have to eat.

Like I hella want to order $50 worth of fucking Panda Express or the Hawaiian place I always order from (bougiest homeless person you’ll ever meet, etc.), but $20 will help me get something. I feel like I’m dying.

Please. This shit sucks.

CashApp/Venmo: allthetimesivedied

Also Creamsicle needs $5 for a pack of whale cigarettes.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I just ate a bunch of Chinese food and I’m chillin’ rn. Thanks you guys.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Amber whataboutism

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Amber.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

bump Amber whataboutism

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Whataboutism? What about deez nuts?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Amber.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Protip: If you order Doordash, you can scam that shit real easy.

Order from a busy place that has poor service in general, these are your typical fast food places ie Taco Bell
Order during busy hours, ie rush hour, but only if there's free delivery, remember, we're trying to save money here!
When you get your order, wait about 5 minutes before reporting.
Report items as missing, remember, you got your order, but some of the contents where missing, despite them being on the reciept
Make sure you DON'T select "Bag wasn't sealed", you don't want to fuck over the driver, just Doordash.
You didn't receive the most expensive items, you order a Crunch wrap and 3 burritos from Taco Bell? You didn't get the crunchwrap
Only do this every 2-3 orders and never for small businesses. You order tacos from the Taqueria? Go ahead and give the place a rating. Taco Bell? Fuck em.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

One time when I ordered from a place, they fucked up my order, but it was still something I could eat (and wanted to eat). I reported it and got a refund, and immediately ordered again. :LMFAO:

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I chose Taco Bell as the example because dollar-per-dollar, their breakfast items are some of the cheapest foodstuffs you can get. That's hot and ready-made, right? So what I'll do is I'll order, like, ten breakfast burritos, right? And then I won't get fuckin' half of them. I'll just say I didn't get them. Or, even better, I'll order a big fat rack of burritos that'll last me, like, two, maybe even three days. And then I'll just say I got somebody else's order. "This is just a combo meal, not my order" This isn't mine. You know, their combo was worth twelve dollars, and the order I made was twenty-five. Which, you know, is a lot, but if you split it between the three days, it's not too bad.

Another one that's good to scam is Little Caesars, because you can get slices and sticks pizza for $8, so you get 2 pizzas for $16, and that'll feed me for 3 days. So in the tip, the fee, you're all in for $25, split that, well, here's the thing. One of them pizzas didn't arrive. I ordered two, why'd I only get one? My name's on the receipt, it says two, and I think they didn't give it to the driver. My biggest concern is just making sure that the driver doesn't get fucked over, because that would not be good. So usually if I know I'm gonna do this, I'll add an extra dollar or two to the tip just to try to pay it forward.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Creamsicle never got his whale cigarettes though, whatever those are. I think he forgot.

”Krill! Krill!”

Oh god.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

bump amber whataboutism

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Amber.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Whataboutism? What about deez nuts?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

bump

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

bump amber whataboutism

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

soypoint-1 whataboutism soypoint-2

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Amber.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

bump

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