this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2024
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster that underwent plastic surgery?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 months ago (1 children)

One's a crusty bus station, the other a busty crustacean.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Hahaha . .. get out

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Bro can I just break off a piece of some of that mass transit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes but it comes with chavs, alcoholism and baked beans

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I’m sold, not sure what beans are though, are those like mini sea slugs?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

I guess everything really does become crabs over time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Wigan, North West England. Good at Rugby League and Pies.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

If it was in North America, the cynic in me would wonder if that was added to scare small kids and make going to the bus station a struggle so parents would be pushed towards buying a car.

But my guess is it's somewhere in Europe. I'm not great at that Google streets map guessing game, but I'd be sticking a pin in a random location in the Netherlands and hoping the result is close so I could say, "I knew it!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Attack its weak point for massive damage

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

What is this, historically accurate?