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[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (2 children)

need someone to put together a batting average of how often this dog calculates right

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Pointless. He has always been right.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

but how often do Thursdays occur? his powers are so strong they must be studied.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

The dog is never wrong. It only becomes Thursday because the dog decrees it.

Before dog, there were no Thursdays

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

That dog's biological clock is atomic.