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[–] [email protected] 62 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I'm a bit of a hillbilly and I know like seven guys who look exactly like the dude on the right

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I swear I used to work with that guy in eastern Kentucky

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (2 children)

This man is definitely from the Indiana, Ohio, Kentucky tristate area.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

I went to school with both of them dudes in Texas.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

100% but not cincy, dayton, or Louisville. Bumfuck near there.

And yeah he never believes when you tell him all 3 states fought for the union

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I'm not a hillbilly and I know at least 7 guys who look like the dude on the right lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Chicagoan here, chiming in: I saw this guy like 4 times on my way to work this morning.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Half of fuckin Glasgow looks like the guy on the right

[–] [email protected] 52 points 6 months ago (3 children)

they have a confed flag and their parents are worried about dip?

am i missing something here?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I mean, who do you think bought them the flag? 🤷‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago

Passed down through the family...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Same people who bought them the dip in reality.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They're worried their parents will steal their dip

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 49 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)

As a 38 year single male this is very important information. (I say as I hit the bong)

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago (2 children)

You just mean 'A' bong right? Or do you actually have 'THE' bong in your possession?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The one bong to rule all bongs

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

But they were all of them deceived, for another bong was made.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

The BoD? Made from a black horn? Green smoke?

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

What a dipshit.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

Kyle on the right there is carrying some serious emotional trauma from the things he's done to hyde dip from his parents.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Meanwhile, crypto edgelords...

How to BUY the dip from your parents

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Looking at those kids, I'm assuming their dad just steels it from the 7-11 he works at.

[–] MrBusiness 10 points 6 months ago

steels

Gotta use the good barricades

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Dip sounds like drugs but I have no idea which kind.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I think it's another word for chewing tobacco?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

Chawin tobaccer.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Yep. Chewing tobacco (go check out Red Man), or chaw, is coarsely chopped. Dip (fucking Skoal wintergreen, I can still smell it just thinking about it) is much more finely chopped. I believe chewing tobacco has fallen out of favor, but I still see a lot of dip rings in people's pants.

Chaw is usually chewed a little to release some flavor before putting it between your gums and cheek. Dip is just placed directly there. You get flavor and nicotine. Always spit, never swallow.

I'm actually jealous of people who have never had the need to know the difference.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Here in Canada "chew" refers almost exclusively to snuff (which is what you guys call dip. Real snuff is called "sniffing snuff" and is super rare lol)

If you want a real chew it's just called Red Man or "Red Man style" and it pretty much has to be smuggled from the US. The market is almost entirely dominated here by Copenhagen.

I've been away from nicotine for years but on the rare chance that someone offers me a chew of Red Man I'll go for it. That stuff is pretty good

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

The biggest difference is that chewing tobacco smells like rasins, but tastes like literal ass.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

For Europeans: it's like snus

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (3 children)

That fucking flag man... What was it like 6 years? MuH hErItAgE!

The vast majority of my families ancestry comes from Italy, but as an American from a family who has been here for over 100 years, keeping an Italian flag just feels incredibly stupid and "fake" to me.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The Wii U outlived the confederacy

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

It also had about 5 million more people who owned one compared to people in the Confederacy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Really ties the room together huh

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Put it on YouTube!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Get Big League Chew instead.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

I smoked as a teen. Who am I to hate on other people's gross habits?

I will say, though, hope you guys look forward to the lingering ghost of addiction as it haunts you the rest of your days.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Just swallow it. Easy peasy

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Bruh, this is hilarious. I laughed so hard 😂

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It looks like Andy Milonakis and that other kid ("T-dog") from Waiting.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Bwhahaha I am a parent and have infiltrated their secret organization.

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