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[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 months ago

Bigus Duckis

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago

This is what is commonly known as a 'wingy', given by birds who are not able to do the pigeon.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago

If you want the goose to look at it it's $15 extra

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

First recorded case of a bird being a prude

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago

Incorrect.

First depiction of the wingjob.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Early British mating display. ‘Birds’ (left), hominid (right)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Surely you mean Greek? That there swan is a god. Clearly.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

I was playing on the somewhat rude but colloquial slang for woman in British English. An equivalent would be ‘chicks’ in NA English.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

Encyclopedia image from the "wingjob" article

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

Anthropologists discover evidence of ancient subspecies of humans with gigantic, goose-like penises.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

You must be this tall to ride.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

From fapping to flapping.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

"NO, MOM! IT'S NOT A PHASE! ONE DAY I'M GONNA MARRY BEAKY AND FLAPPY!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

The relative sizes of adult and juvenile cobra chickens, Justin Bieber for scale.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

The Island of Dr. Moreooohhhhhh

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Fig. A. "busting a wing nut, method 1."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

One winged angel

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Last time I visit a wax museum while tripping on acid.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Duck, duck, moose

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I'll give you a handie if you hold this stick for me. honk-enraged

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

We said, ‘we want all of our DUCKS in a row for this event, Bob. I think you misheard us.’

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Evolution from goose to stick to male.

Anti Commercial-AI license

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Sugangeese nuts