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[–] [email protected] 122 points 1 year ago (3 children)

We are in a climate emergency that must be drastically dealt with immediately.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I might even go so far as plant a few policies in their heads. "We are in a climate emergency, and we should address it immediately with policies such as carbon tax-and-dividend, ending subsidies for harmful industries such as fossil fuels and industrial agriculture, investing in both established and promising renewable energy sources such as solar and wind and tidal and geothermal, reducing our dependence on cars with more electrified public transport and denser urban design, and encouraging better urban land use patterns with land value taxes." One sentence = one thought, right?

Knowing humans, if we didn't use this magical power to guide them to good solutions, a good number of us would conclude, "That's it, we need to nuke China and India to save the Earth!"

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

This is my choice as well.

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd go with "Hey, it's God. I actually AM real, but I'm heading out. You guys are on your own from now on, no more afterlife or anything. So be good to each other! Alright, I'm out. (oh, and just some advice? you might want to get ahead of this climate change thing)"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sounds like a recipe to stir up religious backlash on insert group here for driving god away

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"MothBookkeeper is the dictator of the world, and I completely trust his decisions."

Nevermind the logistics of that; power lives where people believe it does.

Then I could make multiple beneficial changes, such as:

  • Heavily taxing the rich
  • Enacting drastic climate policy
  • Banning paper stickers that rip as you try to take them off
  • Sending Mitch McConnell on a rocket into the sun
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Considering our names start similar and that you going to do something about stickers that rip off, I give you my support

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I also choose this man's Moth

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

That's just rude. But also the best idea.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

Problem with that is that many people are being dicks while thinking that they are not being dicks.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Used to have this as the only rule for my Discord server, and it obviously wasn’t clear enough for people to get.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Honk honk it’s the goose

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Can you imagine the amazing headlines.

"City Agrees Spirit Spoke To Them; Was A Goose"

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (5 children)

β€œThe purpose of your life is to make others happy”

Put that in the head of all the β€˜players’.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Everyone! I am Son Goku and I need your energy to defeat Majin Buu!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

ΰΌΌ ぀ β—•_β—• ༽぀

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Lol as a kid me and my sister raised our hands to the ceiling to give goku our chi in solidarity, while watching tv.

I'm pretty sure if I hear this in my head, today, as an adult, I'd do it again. No questions asked

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The circumstances might 'prove' to a lot of people that there is

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What's that? Oh shit, can they hear us? Turn it off, TURN IT OFF!

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Give them all a vision of the Earth from space. Look at that, all ya sonsa bitches.

β€œYou develop an instant global consciousness, a people orientation, an intense dissatisfaction with the state of the world, and a compulsion to do something about it. From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, β€˜Look at that, you son of a bitch.’”

β€” Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 astronaut, People magazine, 8 April 1974.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The irresistible urge to consume at least one billionaire. They would think that if they don’t eat a billionaire they would die. Hilarity would ensue.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The Earth is dying and it can live on without us once we are dead.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

It's a good idea to have government programs to take care of citizens without requiring any strings to get help.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s not a thought but I would put empathy

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"On the count of 3, jump!"

I'm just curious to see what would happen.

[–] treadful 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The experience of being the victim of real violence. It's pretty clear most people don't really get it. And it's weirdly common for people to have romantic ideas about fighting, revenge, punishment, war, and even torture. I think it would be eye opening.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Reject your humanity become a catgirl nyaaa

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

β€œAll you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be.”

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Seize the means of production

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That Pale Blue Dot speech by Carl Sagan.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

"Dammit I just lost The Game"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We have to stop killing the ecosystem and each other immediately!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"Send Squirrel money." (With details, of course. Can't have them giving money to some random squirrel.)

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Be friendly to someone today.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Start caring about your privacy, governments and corporations are spying on you

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Protect those weaker than you.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The signal your brain gets when you really have to take a shit, right now, or there will be dire consequences.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Any argument for your freedom is an argument for everyone's freedom.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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